Never ride alone

I think Jetwerks needs to tell us why you never ride alone. Ah roger you are keeping that one quiet.....

Haha come on Roger tell tell before we do

Riding alone is good for the sole. What happened Roger

spill ya guts old parker has had long enough time to come clean......

so is someone going to spill the beans on this??? :wink:

Parker you can't keep hiding behind a different time zone, and we want to see the photos......

Lets make it one of them "The next person fills in the rest post"

I will start it off.

It all started with a ride at the LAKE on my own..................................................................................................................................................

I had just finished drinking a whole can of ability when.......

From out of know were this stunning mermaid on a Rickter........

Flashed me her wang............

because i was riding so fast on my 800 horspower tigershark when she flashed me...

ooops

Its not a woman its a fkn meraid and dont fuk the story up again or yourl get the flan slam

i became dazzed and confused am i seeing a real mermaids wang

nek minit

a midget

And a crazy russian holding a glue stick....................

Clicked on this link VVVVVVVV

And realised that I needed to demonstrate my awesome skills off to the mermaid before the midget ..............

Got sucked up into my pump shoe causing me to......